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I love HR :)))
I have such little tolerance for spam emails lmao; it's like not only am I going to blacklist your entire domain, but I'm going to find out which bulk email provider you are using and report you to them for unsolicited email. I'm toxic 💅
I keep Freudian slipping "Transport for NSW" (Transport for New South Wales) as "Transport for NSFW" 😭
What's weird though is we see all these goofy VFX mistakes, yet somehow see flawless compositing of the "missing eye"/"empty eye socket" effect. I wonder what went on there. Maybe different VFX houses or they actually put temp FX to screen…
Real talk though, even for the late 90s this movie has some diabolical VFX mistakes. Like, there's this one shot (maybe I'll dig up a screencap of it) where the external ship is visible and docking. And the matte is literally glitching in …
Finally, I got around to watching the famous Event Horizon! It was a lot of fun and I think it was well done but I was also like... this is the movie that people say it's the scariest sci-fi movie of all time?? It has massive B-movie vibes…
Bisexual Junction Transistor (BJT)
I had the most insane dream about somehow being put as the copilot of a C130 for the military but as my current self with no training lmao. Then apparently we decided to fly under a few bridges and along narrow roads but the pilot was like…
this is extremely funny
https://github.com/erincatto/box3d/blob/d421e45c828f6f853a145f726f0b9425d31146eb/src/solver.c#L148
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// Jacobian derived by Erin Catto, Ph.D. Do not attempt to do this without a Ph.D.
pains me greatly that Julia has AI commits in its core, a language that has already known to struggle with correctness :/
but so does Python now so I think there's no escaping it lol
I feel so boomer but I think I'm right to not keep using…
@renna ah, bitch, excuse me you liked the post before you surely even had time to read the link!!! toxic
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