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The California Coopers rendezvoused with the Danish Coopers in Maine to spend a week touristing on the Central Coast. Delightful time was had by all.
@msbellows I thought Burke's bio of Lee Miller was superior to Penrose's.
If you follow me I will check your profile. If you have no posts and no profile I will block you. Just so you know.
Long Term Parking. French sculpture.
is kalshi placing odds on when Putin falls out of a high window?
I'm reading Timothy Egan's excellent account* of the KKK's 1930s attempt to take over the USA from a powerful base in the midwest. This is why when I see those masked, khaki-clad imbeciles in DC I think Ku Klux Klan rather than Nazi. Their…
I think it's totally appropriate to accept non-liquid financial instruments such as stocks, bonds, and title deeds when we levy our wealth tax. It doesn't have to be in cash.
It's more important to defang billionaires by taking away their …
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