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🔒 Paid proposals held safely in escrow — released only when the work's approved.
Followers
1.1K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
🧰 Free analysis for Joe's Computer Museum
📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
0.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Dear friends. The USPS is enshitifying the system -right now-. I · 8 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
70.1 / week
A very active account — posts many times a day.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
11×
Follows 95 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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I'm done. I'm going to become a hermit and live off the land in a cabin somewhere.
Them: "Read this document, linked to another & another & another. Now you're an expert! You know exactly what this 1 sentence deployment instruction means."
Me: nope.
I read about 20 words into your document, my brain did -static-, then I …
My entire career has been a big game of "Telephone". Someone else telling me how to do a thing.
That is the only way I would have learned any of it anyway, because I cannot sit through a class, read a book, skim a manpage, or follow a set …
"Easy" deploy in Windows:
run app, answer questions, maybe reboot.
"Easy" deploy in linux:
clone repo
until (no more pre-req's){
become expert at pre-req's
clone pre-req's
}
sudo run repo
"error on line 29456 in file [no name]: [unknown er…
You know, AI wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the world ending consumption of resources and ownership of it by like five people who have more money combined than the rest of the world's economy.
Turns out, I don't have to watch the progress bar. He keeps checking it himself.
Either Microsoft Word is this guy's fent, or he has some sort of bet going about when he'll get this proposal done.
I'm just watching him work, waiting for the MS365 "I'm done!" box to hopefully pop up.
Part of me wants him to to try to open a Word document and get an error.
I would literally LOL at that.
I'm remoted in, watching MS365 reinstall. He slides the install window to the side and casually keeps working. I can't see the progress bar. Is it done? I don't know.
Hope he doesn't jack it up. Not sure how I would explain that his past i…
After that, I had to rip/reinstall MS365 to fix an unrelated printer issue. He asked me "how long is this going to take?"
As long as it takes to fix the issue sir. I could, optionally, you know, just not fix it.
I didn't even have the chan…
Today's client changed a Word setting and "broke" it. Just a simple view setting.
He:
a) wanted me to restore his entire computer from cloud backup to a point only 15 minutes prior
b) wanted it done in less than 5 minutes
That's not how th…
What the hell kind of bullshit delay is this?
Arrived at warehouse near the destination on July 15.
Arrived at next warehouse, farther away from the final destination, on July 25.
It just sat in a warehouse for 11 days for.... no reason.
What the hell kind of bullshit delay is this?
Arrived at warehouse near the destination on July 15.
Arrived at next warehouse, farther away from the final destination, on July 25.
It just sat in a warehouse for 11 days for.... no reason.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
oldbytes.space
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 70.1× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
An 80's kid playing with computers on YouTube and sharing that love with the world.
Selling cool retro/vintage computer gear! - https://jcm-1.com
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