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Our crows brought us a gift 🥰
The male yelled and chattered at me until I came over and saw him holding this stick in his claws. He jumped back with his partner so I could go outside and pick it up
This is going on display in the living room for sure
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Just remembering and appreciating this photo
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Went on an afternoon walk and took soe photos! All shot on my iPhone 16 pro with @halide Mark III :D
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Dude isn’t phased by the rain
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Our crows brought us a gift 🥰
The male yelled and chattered at me until I came over and saw him holding this stick in his claws. He jumped back with his partner so I could go outside and pick it up
This is going on display in the living room for sure
#crows #corvids #animals #c…
How my RAM gets when I'm doing #Homelab things
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I made an account with my new psychiatrist's online portal and got hit with this nightmare of a privacy consent form. Read it.
This should be so incredibly illegal, even if the patient consents. It's honestly making me second guess seeing …
@cR0w the vulns will continue until security improves.
Yes, those are 10 unique Axios vulns. Yes, 5 of them are from the last week.
Went on an afternoon walk and took soe photos! All shot on my iPhone 16 pro with @halide Mark III :D
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New friends have new friends have found our peanuts
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This would’ve been stick number 4, and the biggest stick yet, but they dropped it on accident :(
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We are up to 3 sticks from our crows. They’re really doing their best to help us build a nest 😂
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Dude isn’t phased by the rain
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Just remembering and appreciating this photo
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Got Frankenstein from Project Gutenberg. Liked it so much that I had to have a hard cover too 😍
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