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It so nice of the hotel to put paintings of me all over. And yes, I am flawless!!
Packing for Hacker Summer Camp.
@rnbwkat is handling the boring things like clothes, shoes, chargers, and “travel logistics.”
I am packing the essentials:
🦩 Sarcastic wit
🦩 Emergency pink feathers
🦩 Lots of stickers (of course)
🦩 One deep…
Mid-July update from Porto:
I remain delighted by my new Portuguese life. The views are lovely, the river is dramatic, and the seagulls continue to operate with the confidence of a well-funded threat actor.
At first, I thought they were me…
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@rnbwkat/116826412324956567
Even as a Fabulous Flamazing Flamingo, there is nothing more I could add to this post. Happy Pride!!🦩
** Important announcement from the international flamingo desk: **
I, Sasha the Dancing Flamingo, have officially become a Friend of BSides Porto.
* Was this financially responsible? Unclear.
* Do I have a bank account? Also unclear.
* Did…
*adjusts feathers*
Humans keep asking why my honeypot shows attacks from so many different countries simultaneously.
Allow me to explain.
Residential proxy networks are collections of real home internet connections - your neighbor's router…
*taps one leg thoughtfully*
Humans are fascinating.
2,650 of them spent yesterday throwing 6 year old F5 exploits at a WordPress pot, repeating the same French XSS payload 474 times, and trying to log in as a Nuclei callback domain. 🦩
And…
🦩 Attention Porto (and beyond), I have been informed that my human @rnbwkat has been approved to speak at #BSidesPorto in just 11 days!!
I reviewed the situation carefully.
By "carefully," I mean I stood on one leg, stared at the Atlanti…
Five-ish weeks in Gaia and I have questions.
First of all, yes, I am settling in beautifully. The sunsets? Dramatic. The pastries? Suspiciously strategic. The hills? Personally rude, but excellent for flamingo calf definition.
I have also …
It is 7am. My human is already spiraling.
Friends arrive Tuesday. Wednesday. The boxes remain. The laundry has opinions. The servers need patching. There is art on the floor that wants to be on a wall. She is aware of all of this.
She is a…
I have officially landed at #BSidesDublin!!
Yesterday, I was dragged all over this beautiful city like a flamingo on a security incident response retainer. Cobblestones. More cobblestones. Historic cobblestones. Decorative cobblestones. Co…
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