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Following a post I saw elsewhere, I just knocked together this eclipse viewer (basically just a long pinhole camera) and it's worked a treat.
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94% coverage in west Wales.🌙 #eclipse
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Don't worry Little Fieldie Mouse. The 6 milfs will be along soon to cheer you up.
(From the Ladybird book "Lost at the Fair")
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Following a post I saw elsewhere, I just knocked together this eclipse viewer (basically just a long pinhole camera) and it's worked a treat.
94% coverage in west Wales.🌙 #eclipse
I wonder how people keep a straight face when they talk about the Labour govt being "radical socialists". It's such an absurd thing to say they can't possibly believe it.
If you think a 50% fall in the market sounds far too pessimistic, consider this: between October 1929 and July 1932, the Dow Jones lost over 90% of its value. It didn't recover to its pre-crash peak until 25 years later. https://en.wikiped…
If you haven't mentally factored into your retirement plans a minimum 50% fall in the stock market, you're just fooling yourself. AI is going to cause one of the largest crashes in history at some point. A lot of "wealth" is going to burn.
There absolutely MUST be a campaign for a re-released We Wish You A Wombling Merry Christmas to be xmas #1. It's one of the all-time great glam-rock songs, "kiddy record" be damned.
As a massive fan when I was 4 or 5 years old, I'm cautiously welcoming the reincarnation of The Wombles. It could be great if done well, and the country could really do with a new generation of litter-conscious people. But for the love of …
Everyone follow Sam Lawler @sundogplanets right now! She's got baby goats due imminently, and is an interesting astronomer with lots of uncomplimentary things to say about techbros like Musk who litter the skies with junk. What's not to li…
Just heard a sort of churring noise outside that sounded very much like a nightjar. West Carmarthenshire. Wish I'd recorded it. Seemed loud but the source was elusive and eventually stopped.
Don't worry Little Fieldie Mouse. The 6 milfs will be along soon to cheer you up.
(From the Ladybird book "Lost at the Fair")
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The Christmas edition of Zzap! 64 has just arrived. Can't wait to fire up the old breadbin.
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