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The Upwork idiots are at it again. Today's gem of a job ad is for all you smart folks out there (see screenshot). An irresistible offer, eh?
Also, coming soon to Harvard, Yale and Co.: New Master's Program in "Copying & Pasting"!
Prerequisites:
- at least a Bachelor's degree in "Turning a Computer ON and OFF"
- a brain (must be your own)
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- PhD in "Finding the # key and other
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Dachte eigentlich, wir hätten das Thema "Denglisch bis zum Kotzen" in den 90ern durchgehabt. Gibt es jetzt echt wieder Leute, die dermaßen schwulstiges Gelaber ohne Inhalt (siehe Screenshot) toll finden? Müssen wir denn jeeeden Fehler unbedingt wiederholen? 😫
(Text stammt von der deutschen #TikTok-Website. #Denglisch #Marketing #HotAir #BullshitBingo)
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Dachte eigentlich, wir hätten das Thema "Denglisch bis zum Kotzen" in den 90ern durchgehabt. Gibt es jetzt echt wieder Leute, die dermaßen schwulstiges Gelaber ohne Inhalt (siehe Screenshot) toll finden? Müssen wir denn jeeeden Fehler unbe…
Admittedly, I only play #Tetris for fun and wouldn't want to lose too much time with it, but this video explaining how someone beat the game and why it was such a big deal is quite fascinating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuJ5UuknsHU 😲
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Sorry for screaming in your feed, but I just saw a post by someone I follow who lost everything in a fire in her building (not caused by her). This is tragic and a reminder that terrible things can happen e…
The Upwork idiots are at it again. Today's gem of a job ad is for all you smart folks out there (see screenshot). An irresistible offer, eh?
Also, coming soon to Harvard, Yale and Co.: New Master's Program in "Copying & Pasting"!
Prerequis…
The AI copywriting saga continues: Instead of acknowledging that their plan didn't work and changing their strategy, the people involved in the project are now wasting time and money discussing how to improve the AI prompts etc.
Normally, …
I feel so validated (and slightly worried about my life expectancy):
"A novel study uncovers our physiological response to misused grammar. Researchers identified a direct link between grammatical errors and a change in Heart Rate Variabil…
Der Fußballkommentator, der 90 Minuten lang mit Denglisch um sich schmeißt ("Er ist getaped.", "Wer schafft den Lucky Punch?" usw.), fragt bei einer Abseitsdebatte seinen Mitkommentator: "Was heißt eigentlich 'kalibrierte Linien' auf Engli…
Me trying to write in a café: Ohh, so many interesting distractions! Damn it, this isn't working.
Me trying to write alone at home: Where is everybody?! Does the world outside still exist? Damn it, I need more people here!
*Sigh* The strug…
When the WGA strike ended, I was happy because it meant the return of Last Week Tonight. But now I may have to reconsider this sentiment because John Oliver reminded me how bad the chocolate industry is. *sigh*
Well, sharing is caring, so …
Thought I've seen it all, but... Just received a rebuttal from someone whose low-quality translation I reviewed, and it turns out this "linguist" doesn't even know that there's a type of honorific in German that uses a plural pronoun to ad…
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