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I say these things because I had that dream again where Bono creeps into my room and sings me to sleep.
music and culture peaked with the release of U2's Zooropa
don't @ me, i'm right.
feelin' silly. might give "the freshmen" a 3 hour spin on the ol' music machine.
omg. i've just been sitting here listing to "runaway train" on repeat like it was the '90s again. wtf.
i have Randy Newman’s “you got a friend in me” stuck in my head but it’s to the tune of “i will remember you” by sarah mclachlan and it works and it’s upsetting.
future serial killers gonna be like “my AI waifu’s dog told me to kill those people” and we deserve that.
i don’t care that you’re nude! clip it to SOMETHING!
this thing now where people hold lavalier mics in front of their face during their videos instead of using them as intended is gonna be the thing that finally ends me.
by using the word “nerfed” you agree to getting sprayed in the face with a water bottle and hit with a rolled up newspaper because of what you’ve done.
so i've been going through the ol' Leif archives and clearing stuff out, organizing, etc. and I was going through old photos I took when I was at the newspaper - specifically of my old boss/photo-editor.
anywho, literally 5 minutes later …
i need this world to take some time off and think about what it’s done.
“The disturbing rise of ‘gooner’ assaults at Dollar Tree stores: ‘They find it funny to degrade women’”
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/jul/20…
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